Alot of the kids from Mexico have been sending out mass emails to all of us saying how they are. Then Ben sent this one. So funny:
Hi guys, it's Ben. The girl from the other group who put her name on our address list even though we didn't know her has managed to contact me. She's asked if I would forward her email to all of you. What follows is her email: (forwarded from whoamI@someemailaddress.com) " Hi guys, I hope all of you are doing very well. I've been trying to write all of you for a while now, but I could only find Ben's(I assume from his email address that his name is Ben) email address, and the first few times I wrote him he just wrote back 'who the hell are you?' Finally, when he realized who I was, or rather, as he says, who I wasn't(a person that any of you actually know), he agreed to pass along my email. I'm so glad I found all of you! It was so nice in Guanajuato, when I used the same office as all of you but didn't know any of your names or what you looked like. And I knew you didn't know my name or what I looked like. That situation formed for me, a special bond with you guys, even though Ben says 'It's not really a bond, it's just not knowing someone. In fact, it's almost the exact opposite of a bond.' I know he's wrong, because I miss you guys. When it gets really bad, sometimes I comfort my self by thinking that one or all of you might be nearby. After all, none of us would know it because, well, we don't really know each other. Sometimes when i'm in a crowd I call out one of your names, or what I think is one of your names, just to see if you're there. But it's hard because when someone responds, I never know if it's one of you or not, because when I ask "do I not know you?" the person always answers yes. Anyway it doesn't matter, because now I've found all of you. I've just been --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------." Hey guys, it's Ben again. I took the liberty of deleting the section where she let's us know what she's been doing. Obviously no one cares what she's been doing. Ok, back to her email: " So that's pretty much it. Now that I've done all that I hope to-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------  ;." Hey guys, Ben again. I also deleted the part where she tells us about her hopes and dreams. It was the most boring thing I've ever read, and I like you all too much to put you through all that. And after all, who cares? Nobody knows her anyway. Ok, sorry, back to her email: " So I guess you can tell from all that that I'm a ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------." That's the part where she tells us who she is. I deleted that too because who cares who she is. Ok, sorry again, back to her email. " Well, that's it for now. I'll talk to all of you soon. My email address is-----------------------------." Who cares what it is. " My phone number is -----------------------." We don't need to know what the number is." For the next few months I'll be in-----------------------------------------." We don't need to know where she'll be for the next few months. "And then i'll be in ---------------------------------." Or any other time." I'll see you all in--------------------------." She won't see us.
Well guys, that's the end of the email. Sorry about all the interrumptions, but I think you all got the gist of her message. Later